Kids Say The Darndest Things NSFW

"PatBateman" (PatBateman) 07/06/2015 at 22:03 • Filed to: Commercial

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From the mouths of babes... Seriously, don’t watch it with the volume turned up. This Smart ForFour commercial will melt your heart and will remind you of how soap tastes.

RustedSprinter > PatBateman 07/06/2015 at 22:06

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It needs to be 2 door and shorten the wheel base a bit. Then it would be gold Jerry gold!

PatBateman > RustedSprinter 07/06/2015 at 22:09

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Needs moar Hayabusa.

Nibby > PatBateman 07/06/2015 at 22:43

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If I ever had to drive a SmartCar...

“God fucking damn it.”

ttyymmnn > PatBateman 07/07/2015 at 08:34

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Awesome. I’m reminded of the time I was out with our first son when he was not quite two. He was climbing into the van, and I noticed that he was wet. I said, “You’re all wet!” and he said, “Why?” So I replied, “Because of all that god damned lemonade you drank.” Fast forward to dinner, mom is talking to junior, and he said proudly, “I got wet today!” Mom says, “Why?” Junior says, “Because of all that god damned lemonade I drank!” Cut to dad sitting quietly, eyes down, pushing the food around his plate....

Seriously, though, I know exactly where my kids learn their foul language. Of course, it’s their fault I curse. I used to tell them, “I drink, because you cry.” No, I didn’t really. But it’s still true.

PatBateman > Nibby 07/07/2015 at 09:02

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“Son of a bitch!!”

*flicks off sky*

Mercedes Streeter > RustedSprinter 07/09/2015 at 13:18

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That one is called the fortwo :P

Mercedes Streeter > Nibby 07/09/2015 at 13:18

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That’s what I say every morning xD

RustedSprinter > Mercedes Streeter 07/09/2015 at 16:40

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Thats awesome! Smart has doe it again!